Stunning Kitchen + Mountain Views + Clean Water + EV

We customized and hand crafted every inch of La Choza to evoke the perfect blend of vacation vibes that will leave you feeling refreshed, relaxed, and recharged. If you're into cooking and entertaining in beautiful and functional spaces, you've come to the right place. Whether inside or out, want for nothing as we provide everything you need to enjoy your stay. All the right cookware, utensils, appliances, spices, coffee and teas, carefully curated sleep sanctuaries, stylish outdoor lounging, stimulating games and puzzles, powerful patio heaters, and hot tub soaking and real wood burning fires under the stars. We invite you to come stay with us and experience the difference between a commercial BnB and a custom curated vacation home. We are confident you will love your stay!

We work very hard to provide each and every guest with an exceptionally clean and meticulously organized home. Please be respectful and treat our place with love and care so that future guests can enjoy the same experience. We maintain extraordinarily high standards and are committed to delivering an outstanding experience to every guest, every time.


*Please note that our place is best suited for 4 people (perfect for 2 couples) but we can accommodate up to 6 for an additional per person fee.




**NO BNB SERVICE FEE**


**LEVEL 2 EV CHARGER**




Digital Guidebook

After booking, you will receive a beautiful digital guidebook with all the information you could possibly need during your stay. Think of it as a house manual wrapped inside a local area guide. You'll find easy check in and check out instructions as well as helpful pictures and videos on how to operate everything in the house. We've covered literally everything in the guide book so that your stay can be completely stress-free.




Clean Water

Have you ever stayed at a high end vacation rental and thought you were getting a high end experience, only to find your hair coarse and gristly after showering? Are you concerned about exposure to toxic chemicals in your water? Would you prefer to immerse yourself in a glorious spa full of crystal clean filtered (and 3rd party lab tested) water?

It seems most people are unaware of the terrible water quality in the high desert and how bad it can be for your skin, hair, and health, but don't worry we have you covered. Our custom whole house water filters are specifically engineered to remove the exact contaminants found in the 29 Palms water supply.

*Just have a look at the EPA water report for 29 Palms (one of the last photos in our listing) to see what you're missing, and why that's a good thing :)




*Location*

1mi to Stater Bros
1mi to Grocery Outlet
3mi to Downtown 29 + Restaurants
4mi to Tortoise Rock Casino (Tesla Supercharger)
4mi to 49 Palms Oasis Trailhead
7mi to Indian Cove Campground
8mi to East Park Entrance

Some of the best dining in the high desert can be found just a few miles away (Kitchen in the Desert, Mara, GRND SQRL, + more!)





*Amenities*


- Keyless Entry (August Lock + Keypad)

- Fast WiFi (365 mbps)

- Whole House water filtration & softener (safe + clean, no heavy metals!)

- AC & Heat (3 zone mini split system w/remotes)

- Ceiling fans in bedrooms, kitchen, & living area (w/remotes)

- Dimmable lights (Kitchen, Living Area, Sunroom, Back Patio)

- Outlets throughout home with USB ports for easy charging (Apple + Android cables provided)

- High chair

- Pack n' Play crib

- Kids plasticware




Kitchen:

- Locally crafted custom Ash wood kitchen cabinetry (Gemini Woodworks)

- Kucht Professional gas range/oven

- Premium cookware (All Clad, Calphalon, Le Creuset)

- Built-in mini dishwasher (perfect for single meals)

- CuisinArt Air Fryer

- Nutribullet blender

- Stagg electric water kettle

- Ceramic burr coffee grinder, french press, pour over, and drip




Rooms:

- Casper king mattresses & cozy cotton bedding

- Mango wood king platform beds

- Twin size daybed in Master Bedroom (w/bedding)

- Desk workstations in both bedrooms




Bathrooms:

- Original 1950’s Thermador wall heaters in both bathrooms

- Custom overhead color wheel lighting

- Floating concrete sinks with personal storage space beneath




Living Area:

- Roku TV with Netflix, Amazon Prime, & Disney Plus

- Marshall bluetooth speaker (not portable)

- Custom ladder desk workstation

- Full size sofa sleeper in Living Area (w/bedding)

- Stimulating games & puzzles




General:

- Infrared heater in Sun Room (for late dinners in the winter)

- Hallway closet with backups and extras

- Custom pillows throughout (by Hunted Fox)

- Carefully curated selection of succulents & cacti

- Cordless lightweight vacuum cleaner for easy cleanups




Backyard:

- Real wood burning fire pit, Mexican blankets, marshmallow roasting sticks

- Outdoor games (giant dice, shuffleboard, more to come!)

- Large natural gas BBQ grill (never runs out!)

- Hot Springs hot tub (seats 5)

- Natural gas patio heater




Provisions:

- Shampoo, Conditioner, Body Wash, Hand Soap, Lotion (Public Goods)

- Q tips and Cotton Pads (organic)

- Paper towels & TP

- Organic Joshua Tree Coffee Co.

- Organic Rishi Teas

- Organic sugar, stevia, & monk fruit

- Organic spices, salts & pepper, olive oil, etc.

- Iron, ironing board, & hair dryer

- Pack n Play travel crib (40 x 27.5 x 25.5 inches)

- High Chair (3 in 1 different height options)

- Kids plastic kitchenware

- Apple & Android charging cables

- Firewood



Guest access
You have access to the entire house and 1 acre property and there are no neighbors to the south and west. Feel free to walk the trails and explore the nearby mesa for an expansive view of the valley.

There is a huge parking area in the front and we have a drive-thru driveway for quick and easy loading/unloading right at the door.

*Laundry room access coming soon*

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STRICT NO PET POLICY - in order to accommodate our guests with allergies to pet hair and dander (ourselves included), we cannot allow any pets at our property including emotional support animals. If we determine that a pet was brought onto the property without our knowledge we will impose a $250 fine.

*Communication*
Feel free to have as little or as much contact as you like, we want you to feel 100% comfortable during your stay. We are local and can answer any questions you may have about the house or the area.

*Cleaning Standards*
We are taking extra steps to keep our guests and cleaners safe, including additional attention to high use surfaces (sinks, showers, toilets, faucets, door knobs/handles, light switches, remotes, etc.) and we are washing all linens, bathmats, towels, and dishes in EXTRA HOT water.

*Wildlife*
We are located in the desert with lots of native wildlife and you might see rabbits, coyotes, mice, beetles, snakes, spiders, etc. Keep in mind that the desert is their home and it's all part of the experience. The backyard is fully fenced for additional protection.

*Security*
For your safety we have a front doorbell camera, front patio camera, and two rooftop cameras pointing away on both sides of the house as well as motion lights on the front porch and sides of the house. These are primarily intended for theft deterrence during vacancy but can also be helpful in letting us know when you have arrived and checked out. We respect your privacy and do not snoop on our guests :)

*Septic*
Like most homes in the desert, we are on a septic system so please do not flush anything down the toilets other than toilet paper.

*WiFi*
There is excellent cell phone signal at the house and we have extremely fast internet (365mbps).

*Morning Light*
We have lots of natural light at La Choza! While we do have roll up shades, on all the windows, they are not blackout. If you're a late sleeper we recommend you bring a sleep mask.

*Neighborhood*
While we do have a couple of neighbors, when you're here (especially in the back) it feels like you're the only one as there's nearly 100 open acres to the south and west.


License number VHR305