Crazy Heart Ranch · Western Escape, Spa, Views!

Summary:

Crazy Heart Ranch By The Cohost Company



✔ EPIC hot tub

✔ FULLY FENCED 5 acre Joshua Tree-filled desert paradise (great for dogs!)

✔ Outdoor bed

✔ Two Cowboy tubs

✔ Propane firepit

✔ Propane BBQ

✔ Large indoor bathtub

✔ Outdoor dining patio

✔ Heating/AC

✔ Wifi



▵ @thecohostcompany

► @crazyheartranch



9 mins ➔ La Copine

13 mins ➔ Integratron

15 mins ➔ Joshua Tree

18 mins ➔ Pioneertown

18 mins ➔ Pappy & Harriet's

18 mins ➔ Red Dog Saloon

50 mins ➔ Palm Springs



The Space:

Escape to this gorgeous, newly-renovated modern ranch compound on over 5 secluded acres featuring sweeping views of Joshua Tree & Yucca Valley.



The property -- dotted with dozens of beautiful Joshua Trees and an enormous Saguaro cactus -- features a 3-bedroom home, horse riding arena, a Western-style saloon facade (great for the Gram!), hot tub, outdoor shower, cowboy tubs, multiple covered outdoor seating areas, horseshoes, firepit & more.



The fully-fenced, landscaped grounds provide a safe & unforgettable desert experience for families (no more stepping on cactus thorns!); dogs & horses are also welcome!



Through the front gate, a long meandering driveway leads you to the primary residence: a 3-bedroom / 2-bathroom home featuring beautiful open floor plan, country dining table for 8 and vaulted-ceiling living room.



The home’s three-sided covered wraparound porch features various seating arrangements throughout; the perfect place to sip a morning cup of coffee and gaze out at the tranquil desert landscape. The large outdoor dining area also features a gas grill.



CRAZY HEART RANCH takes its name from the 1987 novel chronicling the story of a down-and-out country singer who finds redemption & romance through music & nature.



Whatever your adventure, make Crazy Heart Ranch your home base in Joshua Tree!



Guest Access:

You'll have access to the entire property.



The Neighborhood:

Joshua Tree village is right nearby.



Getting Around:

You'll need a car, 4x4 is not required.



Other Things to Note:

◦ THINGS TO NOTE:

Paved Roads/Dirt Roads: dirt roads but capable of low riding cars.

Fenced yard: Fully fenced

Outdoor Surveillance: Camera located in front of the house. The camera in the backyard by the corn home game is pointed strictly at the propane tank across the way to make sure the deliver on time

Cell phone coverage: Yes cellphone coverage



◦ Wildlife: this is the rural desert and we share the space with the wildlife. You may encounter desert ants, mice, coyotes, or if you’re lucky a bobcat.



◦ Additionally, any unauthorized late check-out beyond the 15-minute grace period will incur a $100 fee



◦ Items left behind will incur a minimum return shipping fee of $50, depending on the shipping address



◦ Pet Fee is $100 per pet. We are unable to accommodate cats due to the owner's severe allergy. Appreciate your understanding!



◦ RULES:

Noise ordinance:

Quiet hours are 10pm-7am. No external speakers allowed. Any noise related discrepancies will result in at least a $1000 fine.



◦ SMOKING POLICY

No smoking inside the house or within 10ft. Smoke residue will result in excessive cleaning fees



◦ Restricted Areas:

Any locked closet or room is restricted. If forcibly entered you could be held liable for any unaccounted for item.



◦ Hot Tub/Pool:

** Please note: Cowboy pools are unavailable from November through March.**

Hot Tub Use: Please avoid using the hot tub immediately after it’s been serviced, as chemical levels are temporarily elevated. We have weekly pool cleanings, this day may fall on your stay and your cooperation will keep the hot tub clean and balanced at all times.

Please rinse off any oils, lotions, or substances before entering the spa, as these can affect water quality and cause discoloration.

No drinking in the hot tub, please.

Be sure to keep the cover on when not in use, especially since we're in the desert and debris can easily get into the water.

Any misuse of the hot tub may result in an additional charge for extra maintenance.



☆ Cowboy Pool Availability ☆

The cowboy tub is drained and unavailable for guest use during winter months (November - March) to prevent the filter from freezing and breaking.



Please note: Dishwasher is not operatable



◦ Photoshoots & Video:

No un permitted photoshoots or videoing at the home. If you would like to use our home for those purposes please send us a message. Any unauthorized filming will result in a $5000 violation and production fee.



▵ - WEDDINGS & SPECIAL EVENTS

If you're interested in having a wedding or special event please let us know. There are additional fees, contracts, etc.



▵ - PHOTOSHOOTS

If you're interested in having a photoshoot please let us know. There are additional fees, permits, contracts, etc.



▵ - SOCIAL MEDIA

@crazyheartranch



▵ - MANAGED BY

Brad Klopman / The Cohost Company

@thecohostcompany



▵ - CLOSEST AIRPORTS

Palm Springs, CA (PSP) – 55 mins

Ontario, CA (ONT) – 1 hour 45 mins

Orange County, CA (JWA) – 2 hours

Long Beach, CA (LGB) – 2 hours 25 mins

San Diego, CA (SAN) – 2 hours 45 mins

Los Angeles, CA (LAX) – 3 hours



Interaction with Guests:

Brad Klopman and The Cohost Company area available 24/7.