Itâs on the beachâŠthis is the least expensive single family home on the beachâŠand as the saying goesâŠyou get what you pay for. The minimal amount of old, grainy, low res pics should be the first clue. The second was when I asked the owner for more pics and didnât get any. There was a reason why. While the property was clean from a dusted and swept perspective, everything is so old, worn, and in disrepair that you never felt âcleanâ. We put sheets on the furniture, pre-washed any dishes, and left our clothes in our suitcases. Itâs obvious from family photos and decor that this was âmothersâ beach house. The kitchen is a hodgepodge of plastic dishes, leftover food stores, and sticky everything. No dishwasher. The house has had a lot of water damage as the wall finishes are buckled, drywall joints are falling apart and the floor is so uneven youâd swear you were drunk walking on it. We only used one bedroom and my wife slept on the couch all week as the bed was so uncomfortable. The ceiling in one of the bedrooms has dropped to the point of almost falling in. It happens to be directly above one of the bunk bedsâŠwhich the ceiling fan extends over the top bunkâŠI would never allow my kid to sleep up there. Watch out on the back deck! The wood is filled with splinters and nails and screw heads are sticking up. The cheap plastic furniture is only for those âskinnyâ people. The view is amazing though! The proximity to the beach is great, just a few steps and you are there!