Soho Swank | by Frankie Says

Summary:
Welcome to Soho Swank, where the pulse of London meets effortless cool. This air-conditioned, design-forward bolthole is your backstage pass to one of the world’s most electric neighborhoods. Understated yet tinged with swank, this pocket rocket is made for voguish travelers who want to stay somewhere as stylish as they are.

The Space:
The Space – Stylish, Spacious, Soho

💨 Stay chill, babes! Soho’s buzzing, but you’ll stay cool—our air conditioning keeps things fresh.

🛏️ Bedroom bliss. A dreamy king-size bed with built-in wardrobes, giving you plenty of space to unpack and unwind.

🛋️ Stretch out in style. A bright, airy living room with a plush sofa bed, Smart TV + Media Hub (don’t forget your Netflix password), and plenty of room to kick back.

🍽️ Dinner dates? Yes, please. A stylish dining table with seating for four, perfect for long brunches or pre-night-out cocktails.

🍳 Small but mighty kitchenette. Fully equipped with brand-new appliances, a washing machine, a dishwasher (because who has time for dishes?), a Nespresso coffee machine, toaster, and kettle—everything you need for easy meals and midnight snacks.

🚿 Marble magic. A contemporary bathroom with a luxurious walk-in shower—no carpets, just clean lines and good vibes.

📶 Wi-Fi that works as hard as you do. Complimentary high-speed internet so you can scroll, stream, or send that “wish you were here” email.

📦 Welcome treats. Frankie’s got you covered with complimentary tea, coffee, and biscuits – snacky snacks for that jetlag fix.

🧴 Fresh as a daisy. Shampoo, soap, and body wash? We’ve thought of it all.

📏 Room to move. A generous 45.9 SQ MT / 494 SQ FT – plenty of space to stretch, dance, or just enjoy not being cramped in a shoebox.

🧼 Ditch the dishcloths! We’ve stocked up on all the cleaning essentials, so you don’t have to.

Home Truths – Keeping It Real

🔑 Self-check-in, keyless entry. We’ll send you all the deets the day before arrival.

🚶 One flight up. No lift, but think of it as a free leg day.

🔥 Stay toasty. A centrally managed heating system means no chilly toes.

👯 Sleeps 4 max. That’s 2 in the bedroom, 2 on the sofa bed – comfort guaranteed.

🧽 Cleaning fairy visits once a week. Fresh linen, towels, and toiletries restocked if you stay over 7 nights. Want more? Just ask, and we’ll sort it (extra charge applies).

Frankie’s No-Nos 🚫
❌ No parties. Soho’s got plenty of places for that—just not here.
❌ No smoking. If you must, take it outside and be tidy about it.
❌ No pets. Even the tiniest of fur babies will have to sit this one out.

Check-in, Check-out, Shake It All About
✔️ Check-in: From 3 PM – no need to rush, but don’t leave us hanging.
✔️ Check-out: By 10 AM (set an alarm or risk an extra night—Frankie doesn’t do snooze buttons).

📸 Final Reminder: We’ll need a check-in form and a quick snap of your ID before arrival.

So, what are you waiting for? Pack your best looks, book your stay, and let Soho do the rest. ✨

Guest Access:
Building, apartment front door code and other relevant check-in instructions will be provided via email the day before your arrival.

The Neighborhood:
Frankie Says… Maps, Don’t Do It! This is Where the Good Stuff’s At:
Whether you’re sightseeing, shopping, or simply soaking up London’s energy, this apartment is your perfect home base. Right in the heart of the West End, Soho is the ultimate neighborhood for food, fashion, and fun.

City Lights & Starry Nights
If you’re looking for an unforgettable night out, you’re in the right place. Soho is a playground of buzzing cocktail bars, classic pubs, and legendary live music venues. Fancy a perfectly crafted negroni? A speakeasy with secret doors? Or maybe a high-energy club to dance the night away? Whatever your vibe, you’ll find it here.

Just a couple of minutes’ walk away, Chinatown is bursting with authentic restaurants and hidden gems, perfect for dim sum feasts and late-night bao buns. Covent Garden is right around the corner, too—an iconic hub of boutique shopping, street performances, and stylish cafés where you can sip, snack, and people-watch like a pro.

Curtain Up, Lights On
Your apartment is also just a popcorn’s throw from London’s world-class theatres. Whether you’re belting along to Mamma Mia! or diving into the drama of Les Misérables, you’ll find some of the world’s best shows within easy walking distance.

Need a retail fix? Soho is packed with cool concept stores, designer boutiques, and flagship fashion houses. Wander through Carnaby Street for eclectic finds, browse the high-end racks at Liberty London, or hit Regent Street for iconic global brands.

And let’s not forget the landmarks! In just a short stroll or tube ride, you can be face-to-face with Buckingham Palace, Trafalgar Square, the London Eye, Big Ben, and more.

And when your feet have had enough? Head back to Frankie’s, kick off your shoes, and unwind in style.

Getting Around:
Getting Around – Planes, Trains & FrankieMobiles 🚶‍♂️🚇🚕
No car? No problem! This is London, babe—where the city’s legendary transport network gets you anywhere, fast.

🚶 Walk It Like You Talk It – You’re in the heart of the West End, meaning top attractions, theatres, restaurants, and bars are all a short stroll away. Covent Garden, Leicester Square, and Oxford Street? Just minutes on foot.

🚇 Hop on the Tube – The nearest station is Tottenham Court Road (5 mins walk), serving the Elizabeth, Central, and Northern Lines—zipping you across the city in a flash. Piccadilly Circus, South Bank, and even Heathrow Airport? Sorted.

🚌 Buses? Of Course! – London’s famous red double-deckers stop nearby, offering a cheap, scenic ride across the city. Perfect for sightseeing while pretending you’re in a rom-com.

🚕 Cabs & Rideshares – Need to get somewhere in style? Black cabs and Uber/Bolt are always around. Just wave one down or tap your app.

🚲 Cycle Chic – Fancy pedaling through Soho like a true Londoner? Santander Cycles (Boris Bikes) are dotted all over, just tap your card and ride.

🚄 Day Trips & Beyond – King’s Cross St Pancras (Eurostar), Euston, and Waterloo are all a quick tube ride away, ready to whisk you off to Paris, Edinburgh, or the English countryside.

Wherever you’re headed, London’s got you covered—just grab an Oyster card or tap with contactless, and you’re good to go! 🚀

Interaction with Guests:
Our front desk is available 24/7