YOUR ST. SIMONS VACATION HOME
Gone Coastal sleeps 8, has 3 legit bedrooms, 2 bathrooms, and a fenced yard so big your dog might come back enlightened. Itâs the kind of beach rental where you spread out fastâkick off your shoes in the driveway, forget where you put your phone, and wind up on the porch an hour later holding court over last nightâs ghost story.
Youâre less than a mile from Southern Soul BBQâclose enough to smell the brisketâand just a short ride to Dulce Dough, where the islandâs most dangerous doughnut sells out before noon. Itâs a 7-minute drive to East Beach (1.8 miles to the Coast Guard Station), but honestly? The best parts are right here. A hammock under the trees. A palm in the yard thatâs older than your playlists. A screened porch with room for eight, string lights, and zero bugs. If youâre doing it right, youâll spend more time out there than anywhere else.
Inside holds its own: two king bedrooms, one queen, smart TVs in all of them, and a kitchen with a reading nook built for early risers or introverts mid-recovery.
SLEEP IN ON ST. SIMONS
âą Primary Bedroom: King bed, smart TV, dresser, ceiling fan, private ensuite
âą Second Bedroom: King bed, smart TV, closet
âą Third Bedroom: Queen bed, smart TV, backyard views
âą All bedrooms are on the main level (no stairs, snowbird sanctuary)
ST. SIMONS OUTDOOR LIVING
âą Screened porch with comfy seating for eight and hanging lights
âą Fully fenced backyard with mature trees and room to throw something far
âą Hammock under the oaks
âą Quiet, walkable neighborhood with actual locals
âą 14 min walk to Monkeywrench Bike Rentals
âą 0.7 mi to Gnatâs Landing (shrimp and beer, in that order)
âą 13 min walk to Dulce Dough (go early or itâs gone)
âą 2 mi to the King and Prince (groom's men gotta groom)
VACATION RENTAL CHEAT SHEET
âą Sleeps 8
âą Parking 4 cars
âą Dog-friendly St. Simons rental (details below)
âą Fully fenced yard
âą Full-size washer and dryer
âą Address: 247 Tennessee Ave, St. Simons Island, GA 31522
âą 1.8 miles to Coast Guard Station Beach (7 min drive)
âą 2.4 miles to Pier Village (10 min drive)
âą 0.5 mi to Southern Soul BBQ (youâll smell it before you see it)
âą 0.6 mi to Bubba Garciaâs (live music + patio)
âą Fast access to the islandâs best food, drinks, and wrong turns
THE STARTER PACK
Just enough to land, unpack, and hit the beach.
âą Dish soap + sponge
âą 1 roll of paper towels
âą 2 rolls of toilet paper per bathroom
âą 2 trash bags
âą 2 laundry pods
âą 2 dishwasher pods
THE FINE PRINT
âą No smoking, vaping, or lighting anything "fragrant" inside
âą Dogs allowed with $99 fee (max 2, 65 lbs each)
âą Private fenced backyard
âą Fireplace is decorative only
âą Minimum renter age: 25
âą Primary renter must be present throughout stay
âą No parties, no events, or unexpected plot developments (just be cool, you know the drill)
âą If you think you need permission, just ask. Weâre not copsâand legally we have to tell you
âą Check-in: 4 PM | Check-out: 10 AM
âą Accommodation Excise Tax Certificate #105550
WHY EMMONS?
Weâre not a chain, and the corporate rulers of the vacation rental world will never tie us down. When something goes sideways, someone on the island picks up the phoneâsomeone who knows whatâs in the kitchen drawers and whatâs hiding in the crawl space. We donât charge for linens, soap, or basic human decency. And if something breaks, we make it right.
Not because we have to. Because our childhoods were⊠surprisingly stable.