Lipstick on a Pig. Great Location and Views, But NOT "Luxurious""While this property is listed as a luxurious home and looks great in creative staging photos, the reality inside does not match the advertisement. Some people clearly have a very different version of what luxury actually looks and feels like.The Pros:The proximity to Yosemite is perfect, which is the main reason we stayed here. The back patio also offers the most amazing sunsets and is wonderful for nighttime stargazing.The Reality & Maintenance Issues:• Navigation Nightmare: The drive UP to the property is definitely not for the faint of heart. Furthermore, GPS will NOT get you here. You absolutely must save the final step-by-step instructions provided in the host's check-in email, or you will get lost.• Deep Cleanliness Issues: What the listing photos don't reveal is the heavy layer of grime. There were two inches of dust caked onto all the ceiling fans, and dust covering the upper railings to the loft area (which is blocked off anyway).• Bblah Furnishings & Dated Kitchen: Zero dollars were spent to make the inside feel premium. The interior features very standard, boring IKEA or Amazon furniture. The kitchen is just so-so, burdened by a dated dishwasher that looks like it's from 1982.• The Bathroom Issues: If you are tall or claustrophobic, the master shower is a nightmare—it is smaller than an old telephone booth. I am 5'6" and banged my elbows every single time I washed my hair. The guest bathroom w