Poolside Fun + Ocean Strolls: Port St Joe Retreat!

Pet Friendly w/ Fee | 2 Furnished Outdoor Areas | 3 Mi to Dtwn Shops & Eats

Welcome to The Funky Oyster! Swap the winter chill for sun-soaked charm at this inviting coastal escape in Port St. Joe. Take a dip in the pool, then head to the nearby beach or visit the Cape San Blas Lighthouse for a touch of local history. Ready to return home? Unwind with cocktails and conversation on the screened porch. This 3-bedroom, 3.5-bath vacation rental is your perfect Gulf Coast getaway — book today!

-- THE PROPERTY --

SLEEPING ARRANGEMENTS
- Bedroom 1: 1 king bed
- Bedroom 2: 1 queen bed
- Bedroom 3: 1 bunk bed (twin/full) w/ 1 twin trundle

BAREFOOT COTTAGES AMENITIES
- Outdoor pools (unheated), hot tub

OUTDOOR LIVING
- Furnished screened porch
- Screened balcony w/ seating

INDOOR LIVING
- 3 Smart TVs
- Board games & books
- Dining table, high-top seating
- Ceiling fans

KITCHEN
- Refrigerator, dishwasher, microwave, stove/oven
- Cooking basics, dishware & flatware
- Keurig coffee maker

GENERAL
- Free WiFi
- Central A/C & heating
- Linens, towels, complimentary toiletries
- Washer & dryer

FAQ
- Pet fee (paid pre-trip)
- 1 exterior security camera (facing out)

ACCESSIBILITY
- 2-story home, 4 steps to enter
- 1 bedroom & 2 bathrooms on 1st floor

PARKING
- Community lot (first-come, first-served)

-- THE LOCATION --

- Peaceful community near public beach & St. Joseph Bay
- 3 miles to Cape San Blas Lighthouse
- 9 miles to Black's Island
- 23 miles to T.H. Stone Memorial St. Joseph Peninsula State Park
- 40-50 miles to St. George Island & Panama City Beach
- 56 miles to Northwest Florida Beaches Int'l Airport

-- REST EASY WITH US --

Evolve makes it easy to find and book properties you’ll never want to leave. You can relax knowing that our properties will always be ready for you and that we’ll answer the phone 24/7. Even better, if anything is off about your stay, we’ll make it right. You can count on our homes and our people to make you feel welcome — because we know what vacation means to you.

-- POLICIES --

- No smoking
- Pet friendly w/ $50 fee (+ fees & taxes, 1 max)
- No events, parties, or large gatherings
- Must be at least 18 years old to book
- Additional fees and taxes may apply
- Photo ID may be required upon check-in

ADDITIONAL INFORMATION
- This 2-story home requires 4 steps to enter. There is a bedroom, a full bathroom, and a half bathroom on the 1st floor
- Your safety matters. This property features 1 Blink exterior security camera at the front door facing the entrance. It does not look into any interior spaces. The camera records video and sound when activated by motion