2/10 Horrible
John
22 juin 2025
Beware: The 60+ âreviewsâ must be paid for â hereâs why.
Where do I start with Banjo 5? They have a car park⊠somewhere. But thereâs no signage whatsoever directing you to where Banjo 5 actually is. Youâll wander up and down the road aimlessly, wondering where the property could be, only to discover itâs a flight of icy stairs down from street level. Lugging bags down (and back up!) those slippery stairs is a nightmare, especially after a long drive and with ski gear in tow.
Now, the infamous wood fire. Plenty of wood, sure, but itâs deliberately chopped into massive chunks so you can only fit a couple pieces in at once. And only three fire starters are providedâgood luck if you want to keep more than three fires going to stay warm in this wooden shack.
Everything here is timed and controlled â heaters, lights â and donât be surprised if you get messages reminding you to turn things off to âsave energy.â Welcome to hospitality stuck in the 1990s, where youâre treated like an energy-wasting tenant, not a guest.
The kitchen? Dirty forks and knives on arrival set the tone. Youâre expected to clean up better than you found it, which should be the absolute minimum, but isnât here.
The absolute worst part? Check-in at 4pm and checkout at 10am. If youâre relying on buses or donât have a car, be warned: they wonât allow bag storage. That means youâll be dragging your luggage around all day before check-in and after check-out. After a four-hour drive, who wouldnât want to ski or
John
Séjour de 2 nuits en juin 2025