Cosy 4 bed house in great location.

Thank you Todd for your review however I would like to take issue with your comments on a few points. 1. Towels. Every bed has a towel folded and placed upon it. 8 beds equal 8 towels. There is always an absolute minimum of 8 towels in the house. 2. Toilet tissue. 3 rolls of toilet tissue in the ground floor bathroom and 4 rolls of tissue in the upstairs bathroom. A further 4 spare rolls are stored in the kitchen cupboard. A total of 11 rolls of toilet tissue. Your stay was for 4 nights! 3. Filtered water. British Tap water is extremely safe to drink. The UK's tap water supply is amongst the safest worldwide, with strict regulations in place to maintain its very high quality. 4. The house is not 'small' unless compared to Buckingham Palace then I guess you can refer to it as small. 4 bedrooms, 2 bathrooms, living room and kitchen diner. Not small. Fully stocked kitchen. An array of pots & pans, crockery, cutlery, microwave, kettle, coffee maker, washing machine and dryer. Beautiful relaxing garden with decking, garden furniture, large cantilever (large umbrella) and barbeque. 5. Bare bones, no frills etc. Please also see point 4. Everything you need for a comfortable stay has been provided. So I can't think what you're eluding to. Girls dancing the Can Can? Or maybe a Butler and maid service. Champagne breakfast every morning? Maybe next time!