BEWARE! The "fine print" saying the place is intended for business travelers and isn't like stepping into a Marriott is an understatement. I can't imagine any business traveler being comfortable here. Host sent no message prior to check-in but we went ahead on trust, counting on calling the so-called Emergency Phone Number from our car. Countless times I called, but that line only reached a message stating that it was a text-only line. We waited in the front of the building for nearly 40 minutes trying to access the building. The keys were a nightmare to pry from their lock boxes, the stairs and common area was old and dirty and neglected. Once we were in, we discovered that there were no bulbs in wall sconces so we resorted to cheap table lamps or glaring overheads. I found a box of bulbs in one of the nasty, messy closets in the smaller, 2-bed bedroom; fixtures didn't work any better with bulbs in them. We could find no wall outlets; instead, each bedroom was provided a surge suppressor that had to be dragged around the room and across the doorway for bedside access. UNSAFE at best. Advertising a "kitchen" is laughable. The bath had a light/ceiling fan that sounded like we were staying in Central Station, one shelf dangling with an ancient hair dryer, one lone hand towel for two guests, and a shower that was far too small for most adults to use without bumping elbows into walls. My teenage son, unflappable as he usually is, refused to step on any floors...