đđĄ **WELCOME TO THE BELLISSIMO LODGE - WHERE THE FUN NEVER STOPS!** đĄđ
Oh, can you hear it? Thatâs the beautiful symphony of laughter, splashes, and family fun tuning up for your arrival! Book a **2-NIGHT STAY** (Friday and Saturday) for a mind-boggling **$1600 per night!** We're rolling out the welcome mat with an **early check-in at 10 AM**âbecause wasting time in a parking lot is soooo last year! And donât sweat it, because with a **3 PM late check-out**, you can sneak in a few extra games of pickleball and secure your title as the family champion! đ„
And if you think thatâs a deal, **hold onto your party hats!** Book a **3rd night** for just **$800!** Yes, you heard that right; itâs practically a steal! So good, you might just want to break out into a victory dance. đ (Available in January, February, and Aprilâsorry not-summer folks! Text us for more amazing deals!)
đââïž **Worried about Mother Nature?** Not here! đââïž
Whether itâs snow, rain, or a rogue meteor shower, our indoor pickleball court and **100â and 85â TVs**, six person infrared sauna, a bar for 20 people, dining seating for 24. I have got your back! Who needs the great outdoors when you can indulge in the luxurious glow of entertainment?
And speaking of luxury, our **elaborate water features** (yes, **waterfalls** into the pool )! 50â foot pool with overflow jetted tub). Can be heated with a propane deposit. Let us know seven days in advance.
âš **And the house? Oh boy, hereâs the real star:**
- **9 bedrooms** stuffed with **16 beds!** Thatâs right, grab those sleep masks because youâll need âem! đ€
- **3 levels!** Because itâs more fun when you can lose track of your family members!
- Experience games galore with a **pool table**, **air hockey**, **golden tee golf simulator**, **ping pong**, **foosball**, and add in some **ax-throwing**! Yes, unleash your inner lumberjack without the need for therapy! đȘđ
đ Now, hereâs the cherry on top: You're right on glorious Lake Chatuge with your very own **private dock**! Rent luxury boats, paddleboards, and kayaks (available only from May 1 to September 30âawkward for a snowman). And letâs not forget Captain Jeremy âCatch of the Dayâ Seabolt, ready to take you on a fishing adventure on Lake ChatugeđŁđ„
đ **So,what are you waiting for?** Book your getaway where FUN reigns supreme! Itâs not just a lodge; itâs an all-you-can-eat buffet of activities, laughter, and unforgettable family moments.
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