See HomeAway for first part of review; what follows is a bullet list, since you are limited in characters.

House key - 1 provided, to front door only. Difficult with 14 people. Could install keyless entries or at the least, have lower level door rekeyed so that one key opens both doors.

Don't count on garage to store bikes, golf clubs etc. Prop Mgr suggested we leave them out, but that seemed risky, so we brought in to lower level. Carpet down there is awful - full of stains from people doing the same thing we did - bringing garage items inside to store.

Front porch in 2 pics looks nice but is useless - no heated or cooled - no fan. If you open windows, bees fly in from the lavender planted under windows. Sign on door to living room asks to keep it closed. Could put screens in windows and it would be functional.

Full glass door to living room had broken pane of glass, repaired by putting clear packing tape over it. Dangerous for little ones.

4 atrium doors in family room have no coverings. They need blinds or shades to help keep this room more comfortable, be able to see tv and not need sunglasses at dinner table.

Closets were a mess with all kinds of misc. furniture, holiday décor and junk in them. Usually in a vacation rental, they are clean and empty for renters to use.

Advertised as sleeping 17. That is if 2 adults don't mind sharing the Full size beds in the 4 bedrooms. We didn't find them comfortable. Futon in bunk room is broken.

The entire house needs to be painted inside. The walls are scratched and marked up and there was some sort of wall repair done in bunk room but never finished.

Bathrooms - somewhat misrepresented. Master is an ensuite and most people don't want to go all the way upstairs to use that. Two lower level have hall access. One on main floor is an ensuite, so you have to go thru someone's bedroom to use it, which was odd.

That bathroom needs new vanity top - the original is wood and has rotted, peeled and splintered. Bad choice for something that gets wet. No bathrooms had towel bars to hang towels on, only 2 had toilet paper holders. We tend to think of these as standard amenities in any house.

Kitchen has a lot of flaws.

Had to call for smoke detectors to be put in bedrooms!

Warning - the beach they advertise DOESN'T EXIST anymore! It seems everyone involved is either too busy laughing all the way to the bank with renter's money to take time to update listing, but then, rentals would drop off if people knew.