2/10 Horrible
Joseph F.
10 juil. 2025
If You Love Dance Music, Concussions, and Climbing Everest IndoorsâBook Now!Letâs start with the one positive: the location is fantasticâjust steps from the train station. Thatâs where the charm ends.To reach the apartment, youâll conquer four dizzying flights of the tiniest, most claustrophobic spiral staircase imaginable. We had carry-ons and still nearly needed a rescue team. Once inside, you're hit with a heatwave (no A/Câbecause why would you need that in a Zurich attic during summer?) and a pulsating soundtrack of Eurobeat from the club downstairs. We brought earplugs expecting street noise, but nothing can prepare you for your walls vibrating at 2am like you're sleeping inside a nightclub.Need fresh air? Open a window and inhale waves of cigarette and marijuana smokeâbonus: you'll get a contact high and might think you're having fun at the party you're involuntarily attending.And the âsecond floorâ loft? If you're over 5 feet tall, say goodbye to your posture and hello to potential concussions. Itâs less a bedroom, more a booby-trapped crawlspace.If this had been a hotel, weâd have checked out after night one. Run...donât walk...from this property.
Joseph F.
Séjour de 4 nuits en juin 2025